Tyler Kepner, New York Times (via mightyflynn)
Word of the Day:
noun, often capitalized
enjoyment obtained from the troubles of others
The Yankees had dated Alex Rodriguez for four years before popping the question after the 2007 season: Will you take this 10-year, $275 million contract? Rodriguez said yes, and together they have had some fun. But a marriage that starts with a lie is bound to fall apart, and that is what has happened.
Yeah, don’t do it.
I mean, sure, he said a whole bunch more stuff too, but being glib is just more fun, right? And it takes so much less time to read.