The Marlins first tweet is just so Marlins.

The Marlins first tweet is just so Marlins.

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Walk-off no-hitter.

The last October regular season no-hitter was in 1972 and thrown by the Expos’ Bill Stoneman.

marlins:

Walk-off no-hitter.

The last October regular season no-hitter was in 1972 and thrown by the Expos’ Bill Stoneman.

Henderson Alvarez pitches a no-hitter…when the winning run scores in the bottom of the ninth on a bases loaded WILD PITCH.

The last player to throw a last-day-of-the-season no-hitter was Bumpus Jones, Cincinnati Reds, October 15, 1892.

Alvarez was in the on-deck circle so he may be the first pitcher mobbed after a no-hitter while wearing a helmet.

Oh and the Marlins swept the Tigers.

Henderson Alvarez just threw nine innings of no-hit ball, but not a no-hitter.

Miami heads to the bottom of the ninth tied 0-0. If the Marlins score, no-hitter. If they don’t it’s likely a no-decision for Alvarez…although he’s only at 99 pitches and it’s the last game of the season.

The last pitcher to have a nine-inning no-hit no-decision? Francisco Cordova, Pirates, July 12, 1997. (@jeffpassan)

Henderson Alvarez just threw nine innings of no-hit ball, but not a no-hitter.

Miami heads to the bottom of the ninth tied 0-0. If the Marlins score, no-hitter. If they don’t it’s likely a no-decision for Alvarez…although he’s only at 99 pitches and it’s the last game of the season.

The last pitcher to have a nine-inning no-hit no-decision? Francisco Cordova, Pirates, July 12, 1997. (@jeffpassan)

usatodaysports:

"Did you catch that?" Good morning, Tumblr. He caught that.

Even MLB has Little League moments.

After the game the coaches took the Rockies and Marlins out for pizza and ice cream. 

You know we’re clean. We haven’t scored a run in 37 innings.

Logan Morrison

I dunno, man, that .299 slugging percentage from Juan Pierre is pretty suspicious.

(h/t Big League Stew

(via oldtimefamilybaseball)
Sorry Marlins fans..

the Fish have not scored in 37 innings…the longest such streak in MLB since the Astros didn’t score in 42 straight innings (July 13-20, 1985).

But the ballpark is GORGEOUS.

(Sources: WGN-AM and Juan C. Rodriguez, @JCRMarlinsBeat)

Two other facts:- still not the longest Mets game: Sept. 11, 1974 - Mets lost to the Cardinals 4-3 in 25 innings, after 7 hours and 4 minutes- The Marlins have won 17 games this season, 7 against the Mets and 10 versus the rest of MLBHow do you not love baseball?

Two other facts:

- still not the longest Mets game: Sept. 11, 1974 - Mets lost to the Cardinals 4-3 in 25 innings, after 7 hours and 4 minutes

- The Marlins have won 17 games this season, 7 against the Mets and 10 versus the rest of MLB

How do you not love baseball?

Giancarlo Stanton out for the Marlins with a sore left shoulder

There is no truth to the rumor that the injury stems from his repeated attempts to hail a cab to get the hell out of Miami.

The Marlins have scored 1 run in their first three games

Bryce Harper scored 3 by himself against the Marlins.

Marlins Move on to Phase Two of Their Dastardly Plan, Now Directly Attacking Team’s Fans

oldtimefamilybaseball:

The Marlins tend to get a bad rap. I mean, sure, they’ve had three fire sales in less than 20 years of existence, tricked the city of Miami into building their new stadium (only to lead to that third fire sale), and Jeffrey Loria may or may not be trying to usher in a new era of darkness, but one could, if they were into that kind of thing, make an argument for the Marlins side. Well, today it’s getting a little tougher as the Marlins have threatened to sue two of their season ticket holders.

Okay, maybe that’s a little glib, but there’s not a whole lot more beyond the story. Basically, Bill and Jan Leon, season ticket holders to the team since 1998, signed a two-year contract with the team for $25,000 for seats down the third base line in the new stadium. During the year, more padding was introduced which obstructed their view and the Leon’s requested to be moved to new seats for 2013 before paying their bill. The Marlins, thus far, have not agreed to move the Leons. 

Which, fine, maybe the Marlins have a reason to be upset. And maybe if another club did this, it wouldn’t even be news. And sure, maybe the Leons just don’t want to go to any more Marlins games at all, but when you’re arguing with two people who have continued to purchase season tickets when the rest of the people in Miami experience either deep feelings of anger or apathy, don’t you just stamp “approved” and give the Leons new seats? For a team that already set the record for lowest attendance in a new park, and that’s before another tear down, don’t you step up your game when it comes to fan loyalty? 

Then again, who knows what’s going on in Jeffrey Loria’s mind, perhaps he’s too busy fantasizing about what new sculpture can be placed in the outfield and wondering what to do with that woman he just tied to the train tracks outside of town. 

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Those are train tracks in the background, by the way. 

(original image via e-gun

"The line for single-game tickets outside #Marlins Park, less than 30 min before they go on sale” - @joecapMARLINS

"The line for single-game tickets outside #Marlins Park, less than 30 min before they go on sale” - @joecapMARLINS

Marlins planning to trade Josh Johnson

So instead of petitions to secede, Floridians should put forward a petition for the Justice Department to investigate the Marlins for fraud and grand larceny.

Just kidding. Maybe.

(h/t on Johnson info from http://oldtimefamilybaseball.tumblr.com…a must-follow)

Update: Also Jose Reyes, Mark Buehrle, and others all to the Blue Jays. 

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A big hand for Jose Reyes who committed the 500,000th error in MLB history.

Thanks to baseball-reference.com for counting them for us.

Ozzie Guillen’s Fan Club of 1

Having grown up in South Florida, & counting a handful of Cuban-Americans as some of my best friends dating back to high school, I think it’s safe to say that this controversy will forever haunt Guillen in the Miami market. Ozzie can stand in front of as many microphones as he wants, but I assure you that it will mean very little to that segment of the South Florida community. It is a very proud & passionate people, so while the retired hedge fund manager in Boca will forgive & forget Ozzie’s sentiment, the Cuban-Americans down there will always think of the Marlins manager as an untrustworthy buffoon, to put it mildly. There will be a presser at 10:30, held by Miami’s front office, to announce what action the club will take. My best guess? Maybe a 10-15  game suspension. Guillen will also have to commit to meet with leaders in the community, so that he has a better grasp as to why saying anything positive about Castro in Miami fuels so much disdain. Even then, I doubt Cuban-Americans will ever say the name of the manager of the Marlins,  without the tone being one of complete disgust.

Ozzie Guillen’s Fan Club of 1

Having grown up in South Florida, & counting a handful of Cuban-Americans as some of my best friends dating back to high school, I think it’s safe to say that this controversy will forever haunt Guillen in the Miami market. Ozzie can stand in front of as many microphones as he wants, but I assure you that it will mean very little to that segment of the South Florida community. It is a very proud & passionate people, so while the retired hedge fund manager in Boca will forgive & forget Ozzie’s sentiment, the Cuban-Americans down there will always think of the Marlins manager as an untrustworthy buffoon, to put it mildly. There will be a presser at 10:30, held by Miami’s front office, to announce what action the club will take. My best guess? Maybe a 10-15 game suspension. Guillen will also have to commit to meet with leaders in the community, so that he has a better grasp as to why saying anything positive about Castro in Miami fuels so much disdain. Even then, I doubt Cuban-Americans will ever say the name of the manager of the Marlins, without the tone being one of complete disgust.